friends (the tv show and the people i hang out with)

I love the show Friends. Phoebe is my favorite.
Here are things I look for in a friend:
 - good sense of humor
 - can NOT be peppy all the time
 - listen to at least moderately good music
 - be random
 - have watched Phineas & Ferb at least three times
 - understand that, yes, I am moody, and yes, you have to deal with it
 - cannot be a vampire
 - cannot believe vampires are real (that knocks out a lot of the female population)

Usually, however, I don't pick my friends. I just get stuck with them.